December 2010
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“You know it’s funny what a young man recollects? ‘Cause I don’t remember bein’...”
– Forrest Gump (via krispayne)
You can tell when I've been feeling good about...
If I look good, I’ve been taking care of myself, which means I’ve been thinking that it’s worth it to show the world what a gem I am. If I look like shit, chances are I feel that way.
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Someday my prints will come.
That day was today!
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“Underneath the city lights there is a world few know about. Where rules...”
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GULP.
Possible side effects scare me.
Using My Mom's Vibrator
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is using my mom’s vibrator. I was 11 and I used it to pleasure myself. Only orgasm I’ve ever had. I’m not sure if I have an STD though. I honestly can not tell. It bothers me so much every day that I might have an STD. I mean I can’t ask her if she’s ever had an STD, but surely since I sometimes wear her underwear she would let me know that...
Not Taking Chances
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret is not taking chances. I always seem to wind up just playing it safe. As a result, I’ve led a boring, average at best, mediocre life. I want to overcome this so I can truly start LIVING and chasing my dreams.
[Male, 27]
This is pretty much me. Minus being male and 27.
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“I just want you for my own, more than you could ever know. Make my wish come...”
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Burlesque.
I want to hang out with Cher and Stanley Tucci forever. Christina Aguilera can come, but only if she’s burlesque-ing the whole time, and teaches me her moves.
Seriously though. That movie was pretty much a great mix of naughty and nice with some kickass musical numbers thrown in there for good measure.
Anyone else love my new theme as much as I do?
I forgot I’d changed it, opened up my blog, and pretty much lady-jizzed all in my new panties. I missed having cute new panties.
lightninglerman26:
The theme song of my frickin’...
TMI (everyday) This is actually a legitimate post....
heyitssteph:
fleshbonesandsoul:
I have an appointment at the Waterlo Region Health Services building today.
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If you go on birth control, you’ll have to have a pap smear within the next few months, p.s. ‘bout damn time :P
Actually, this is what happened today:
Showed up at awkward office.
Sat next to an entire Indian family, I’m talking 7 people. One of whom was no...
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TMI (everyday) This is actually a legitimate post....
I have an appointment at the Waterlo Region Health Services building today.
I’m going to be inquiring about my birth control options.
I feel like such a child, in that all of the questions I have are things I feel that at twenty-one years old, I should know by now. I feel like I’m in highschool again and all of the things I’ve learned about dating have come from my peers,...
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My boyfriend and I share the same girlcrush on...
I’ve read she shows her ta-tas and bum in Love and Other Drugs… SCORE!
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“It’s cold outside, is there someone there tonight? It’s cold...”
– Weezer
Dear Self-Pity,
I have no time for you. Kindly gtfo. Sincerely, Jessica.
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“To die by your side, well the pleasure, the privilege, is mine.”
– The Smiths
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Always. <3
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It's not a race. It's not a race. It's not a race....
As of next year, 99% of the people I know will be moved out and living either on their own or with other people who have moved out. Currently, 99% of the people I know are pursuing a post-secondary education at the moment. I am doing neither. I don’t want to be left behind.
Please don’t leave me behind.
Oh, great.
So my shift tomorrow was changed from 9:15am-6pm, to 6:30am to 3:30pm. Oh, thanks for telling me today.
Pros vs. Cons
Pros
I like most of the people I work with.
50% discount.
Cons
Waking up at 5:30am some days of the week, almost kills me.
I hate one of my managers.
The hours are inconsistent. Some paycheques are over 500 dollars, others are just barely 300.
Will pretty much never have full-time potential unless I become management.
Only ever know my schedule for the coming week, not two weeks ahead.
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Woop woop I got a raise
heyitssteph:
I’m making $12 bucks an hour now :) Yay for being above minumum wage! :)
JEALOUS. I think I might look for a new job come the post-holiday season.
“GET YER VAG TEXTED”
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