December 2011
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Is it time for a good stress-cry?
I think so.
November 2011
necrophobi4:
I like sleeping because its like being dead without the commitment
How To Be Me
Wake up as close to the time you have to leave your house as possible.
Put on the minimum required amount of makeup to make you look like less of a zombie and put your hair in a stupid bun (headband optional.)
Bus to school and scowl at the people who look more attractive than you do.
Go to Tim Horton’s and buy a bacon breakfast sandwich and a chocolate milk.
Spend all of your class(es)...
fleshbonesandsoul:
Mariah Carey | All I Want for...
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Pony | Ginuwine
This one’s dedicated to my...
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Aerosmith | I Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing
This...
All I can see is January 5th.
5 year anniversary with Michael. WHAT UP.
some questions about 'the floor is lava' game.
synecdoche:
How come furniture and stuff never got destroyed by the lava?
Did the kids who were the best grow up to be obnoxious teens who do parkour?
Is ‘the floor is lava!’ an acceptable excuse for me staying in bed all day?
Have you ever tried randomly playing this in a room full of drunk people?
I survived the day.
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My Christmas Movie Playlist
It’s A Wonderful Life
Elf
Bridget Jones’ Diary
Miracle on 34th Street (The newer one with the kid from Matilda.)
Love Actually
How to properly hide booze in your Facebook...
celebr8wewill:
I’M DEAD.
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AUTOTUNE YO’SELF.
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Cinema - Benny Benassi (Skrillex Remix)
Last...
These kill me.
mynameisabi:
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Things I Need:
A supercut video of Hugh Grant saying bad words and dirty words
That is all.
Why have I only seen Love Actually once in my...
Don’t worry folks, I’m currently remedying this.
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How to Date a Big Woman →
Forget the fact that this even exists as an article (which is disturbing in itself,) and think about the advice it’s giving.
The entire “how to” sort of tells you to go over the top and try to really prove how much you could ever love a “big woman,” by constantly “demonstrating comfort with her size.” Does this not actually demonstrate that you think...
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It's burrito time bitchesss!
“You know you’re gonna have a good night when your skirt’s shorter...”
– Myself, just now.
Ps: look forward to some drunk posts in a few hours
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“Let’s take a 10 minute break.”
– Hooray. A 10 minute break from trying to stealthily check my Tumblr, to actually check it without fear of being glared at.
Nothing disperses a crowd like a shot of chili pepper to the eye. Pepper spray—scientifically known as oleoresin capsicum spray—is banned in war but has made its presence known during the Occupy Wall Street protests as one of the most-used methods of crowd control. Read more: http://lightbox.time.com/2011/11/22/the-prevalence-of-pepper-spray-in-protests/#ixzz1eitxq8A4
My relationship with Jess, summed up in an MSN...
Tori says:
*gotta go bed
*sooon
Jessica says:
*i read "Spoon"
*and i was like is that my nickname?
Tori says:
*can it be
Jessica says:
*maybe
*i'll be spoon
Tori says:
*yous mah spoon
Jessica says:
*^_^
*: 3
*it's somewhat endearing
Tori says:
*spoons don't talk, Jess.
Jessica says:
*SPOOOoooOOOnn
*that is the sound of a spoon
Tori says:
*im dying
