Sex and Candy - Marcy Playground Yeah there she...
SWEET HOLY AMAZING CRAP
Why was I not informed that you can MASS EXTRACT every file you select at once to the same location?! That just saved me so much fucking time.
They're not real people.
Browsing for Sims 2 custom clothing to download, and looking at swimsuits. I’ve been steering clear of anything strapless because I don’t want my sim to have saggy boobs. Then I remember, lucky sims don’t get that.
I am absolutely sick of feeling like I’m sharing Michael with someone else.
I don’t know if it’s the hangover or what, but I’m sitting here seething with hatred for everything and crying. I don’t even know.
I am so fucking cold.
Why is this happening to me?! WHY GOD WHY?!
Caller ID: it changes the opening of the...
breeze-y: I want the world to know that Jessica just called me, and Jessica is drunk. Jessica told me how her boyfriend thinks I’m awesome (why wouldn’t he? Jebuz, I’m the greatest), and how she drank a whole Mike’s Hard Lemonade in three minutes when this girl who she didn’t like came over. Jessica also told me that she was going to go to McDonalds later, and she was going to get a McChicken,...
breeze-y asked: remember, Hsdirehd is the name of your firstborn now, officially.
SO IT IS WRITTEN
SO IT SHALL BE
SO IT IS WRITTEN
SO IT SHALL BE
My skills of an artist: Boyfriend edition.
Things I Do Not Like (part 3.)
Waiting for rides. Ever.
I can’t even.
Go on, tell me I'm a wreck.: I am so horrified at... →
fuckyeahstaredadcomics: rainbowsandwitheringwinters: I just cannot wrap my head around the injustice of it all. I feel so insignificant signing petitions but maybe I’m just hoping things will turn around. I am just raging and I can’t stop my tears. This is just cold blooded murder. FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY, FOR THE LOVE OF THIS WORLD, SPREAD THE MESSAGE, RAISE AWARENESS, FOR CRYING OUT...
I know every word to every song from the South Park movie soundtrack. Also true: I might be completely content to only listen to this album for the rest of my life.
I am not a dream whore.
I had a dream that I was in English class with Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and everytime I’d get up he’d sit in my seat so when I got back I’d sit on his lap and he’d whisper dirty things in my ear. This is all delightful and naughty sounding, except for the one major problem: I was still dating my boyfriend! As much as I wanted to, I would not act on my feelings for JGL. This...
Time to see how well I can straighten my hair
without the help of a mirror or webcam. Why? Because I feel like it.
I'm not at retro night.
the 12th gif in your folder is your reaction to...
I want to get my dance on at Retro Night tonight...
I’m positive no one will accompany me. So instead, I’ll have a retro dance party in my room. By myself.
I want naked fun-times with the bf.
There, I said it. Now make it so.
I just stare at this, biting my lip and...
I downloaded the Easy A soundtrack.
Now what? Oh right, play Pocket full of Sunshine, and spend my weekend like this:
I don’t think Born This Way is anything amazing compared to what GaGa is capable of, and while I really didn’t like it at all when I first heard it, I’m starting to get it. I don’t love it, but I appreciate the idea and message of it, even if it’s been done to death.
Love Love - Amy MacDonald And at night I wish...
i really need to get out of the house, but my bff...
ericarad: I feel the same way. I feel like I’ve got crazy cabin fever but I’ve only been home for 7 hours consecutively.
I had a dream that...
I was waking up and getting ready for work, and decided to shave my head. After realizing almost instantly what a mistake I’d made in my dream, I woke up and almost cried because I was so relieved to have hair on my head.
It is ridiculously windy out.
I can't bring myself to apply for a student loan.
I just can’t. I can’t and I won’t. Instead I’m going to look for a second job.
hennnypotter: GOING THE DISTANCE, directed by Nanette Burstein (2010) i didn’t watch this movie. is the rest of it as funny as this scene? I think this right here is why I’ve never attempted phone sex. Well that and I don’t have a bedroom door. That, and that, and the fact that I couldn’t sound less sexy if I tried.
My window is open.
I can hear birds. I can smell fresh air. I feel a breeze. I hear the melting sounds of spring. This is perfection.
I know a girl, she worked in a store. She knew not what her life was for. She...
My face is almost done being tingly!