June 2012
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Greenlight | Beyonce
Go. Go. Go.
Things I've Realised While Packing:
I have a fuckton, technically speaking, of clothing. After collecting 2 huge garbage bags to donate, and throwing out 1 huge bag of clothes, I still have over THREE boxes of clothes.
For someone who almost never wears socks, I sure have a lot of them.
My life in a Haiku.
I’ve lost my lens cap Somehow, while taking two steps It’s in my pocket.
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So someone in my boyfriend's family is pretending...
This is simultaneously fucked as hell, and kinda funny. Too bad two of his relatives already gave this guy money.
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Erectile dysfunction pill commercial: You have E.D. It's okay. Plenty of older guys get it. You're still cool. Here's a pill to help you get it up.
Tampon/pad commercial: OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE A PERIOD! IT'S SO GROSS AND HORRIBLE! HIDE THAT PERIOD! DON'T LET ANYONE KNOW ABOUT YOUR NORMALLY FUNCTIONING BODY! THEY NOW COME IN A CUTE LITTLE BOX SO NO ONE CAN TELL! EWWWW!
classicrockneverdies:
Rock And Roll - Led...
Nope. Not ready to pack.
I move in a week and I still don’t feel comfortable packing anything.
When I think about putting my belongings into boxes, my heart races and I have to focus on breathing. This is the 15th time I’ve moved. It doesn’t get easier.
I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who's...
Really, I mean it.
I think on one of my days off, I'm going to grab a...
I just need to.
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When I started reading through the Driver's...
breeze-y:
But immediately after realizing that, I had another realization, that if my dumb-as-rocks cousin could get her licence, I could too.
Then again, she gets most things by having big boobs and flirting with anyone.
So we’ll see.
I got mine without reading the book. I just used http://g1test.com/ over, and over, and over.
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We got an apartment. A nice one.
Sigh. Of. Motherfucking. Relief.
I'm finally ready to pack.
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Girl Gone Wild | Madonna
We play this song at...