Greenlight | Beyonce Go. Go. Go.
Things I've Realised While Packing:
I have a fuckton, technically speaking, of clothing. After collecting 2 huge garbage bags to donate, and throwing out 1 huge bag of clothes, I still have over THREE boxes of clothes. For someone who almost never wears socks, I sure have a lot of them.
My life in a Haiku.
I’ve lost my lens cap Somehow, while taking two steps It’s in my pocket.
So someone in my boyfriend's family is pretending...
This is simultaneously fucked as hell, and kinda funny. Too bad two of his relatives already gave this guy money.
Erectile dysfunction pill commercial: You have E.D. It's okay. Plenty of older guys get it. You're still cool. Here's a pill to help you get it up.
Tampon/pad commercial: OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE A PERIOD! IT'S SO GROSS AND HORRIBLE! HIDE THAT PERIOD! DON'T LET ANYONE KNOW ABOUT YOUR NORMALLY FUNCTIONING BODY! THEY NOW COME IN A CUTE LITTLE BOX SO NO ONE CAN TELL! EWWWW!
classicrockneverdies: Rock And Roll - Led...
Nope. Not ready to pack.
I move in a week and I still don’t feel comfortable packing anything. When I think about putting my belongings into boxes, my heart races and I have to focus on breathing. This is the 15th time I’ve moved. It doesn’t get easier.
I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who's...
Really, I mean it.
I think on one of my days off, I'm going to grab a...
I just need to.
When I started reading through the Driver's...
breeze-y: But immediately after realizing that, I had another realization, that if my dumb-as-rocks cousin could get her licence, I could too. Then again, she gets most things by having big boobs and flirting with anyone. So we’ll see. I got mine without reading the book. I just used http://g1test.com/ over, and over, and over.
We got an apartment. A nice one.
Sigh. Of. Motherfucking. Relief.
I'm finally ready to pack.
Girl Gone Wild | Madonna We play this song at...