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SEEING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MOVIE WHEN IT COMES OUT. If only to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:28:18 -0400

SEEING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MOVIE WHEN IT COMES OUT. If only to watch JGL sing along to Good Vibrations.

infinitenap: friend

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:23:16 -0400

infinitenap:

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ohne-dich: Jessica Chastain attends the ‘All Is Lost’ Premiere...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:23:07 -0400

ohne-dich:

Jessica Chastain attends the ‘All Is Lost’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film (May 22, 2013)

Awkward Family Photos with Danny McBride and Maya Rudolph (x)

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:19:02 -0400

Awkward Family Photos with Danny McBride and Maya Rudolph (x)

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"The practice of “matching” a story is an outdated one that still continues despite the fact we’re..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:46:46 -0400

“The practice of “matching” a story is an outdated one that still continues despite the fact we’re all now working with a medium that no longer requires it. If someone already reported the story, you’ve verified their story is correct, and you have nothing to move that story forward, write a brief and link to who did the legwork already. By all means, let your readers know about the story, lead them to it. Be a beacon for all news, not just your own. Then, move on and produce something of more value. Newsrooms are low on resources, apply those resources efficiently. Your 500 word re-write of the same article your “competitor,” as you call them, is un-necessary and a total waste of time.”

- Soup. (via nedhepburn)

"My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself."

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:20:47 -0400

“My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.”

- Anonymous (via idiotshitbaby)

Beyonce | Grown Woman

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:13:30 -0400

Beyonce | Grown Woman

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:27:42 -0400

fuckyeahdisneysongs: Put That Thing Back Where it Came From -...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:27:50 -0400

fuckyeahdisneysongs:

Put That Thing Back Where it Came From - Monsters, Inc

fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:27:33 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

I hope this is on Netflix.

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:32:34 -0400

I hope this is on Netflix.

OH HOLY JESUS IT’S KERRY WASHINGTON.

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:31:29 -0400

OH HOLY JESUS IT’S KERRY WASHINGTON.

The things I have seen on my father's Facebook page cannot be unseen.

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:03:17 -0400

Best Friend Rights and Responsibilities (Excerpt from Mindy Kaling's book)

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:31:57 -0400

FOR ALMOST EIGHT years I lived with my best friends in either a cramped college dorm room or a small Brooklyn apartment. Normally these are the circumstances that drive one roommate to get engaged to some random guy super fast because she is so annoyed with her living situation. We managed it well, however, because we maintained an informal best friend code of conduct. I’ve outlined its most vital aspects here.

I CAN BORROW ALL YOUR CLOTHES
Anything in your closet, no matter how fancy, is co-owned by me, your best friend. I can borrow it for as long as I want. If I get something on it or lose it, I should make all good faith attempts to get it cleaned or buy you a new one, but I don’t need to do that, and you still have to love me. If I ruin something of yours and don’t replace it, you’re allowed to talk shit about me to our other friends for one calendar year. That’s it. Then you have to get over it. One stipulation to my borrowing your clothes is that you have to have worn the item at least once before I borrow it. I’m not a monster.

WE SLEEP IN THE SAME BED
If we’re on a trip or if our boyfriends are away, and there’s a bed bigger than a twin, we’re partnering up. It is super weird for us not to share a bed. How else will we talk until we fall asleep?

I MUST BE 100 PERCENT HONEST ABOUT HOW YOU LOOK, BUT GENTLE
Your boyfriend is never going to tell you that your skirt is too tight and riding up too high on you. In fact, you shouldn’t even have asked him, poor guy. He wants to have sex with you no matter how pudgy you are. I am the only person besides your mom who has the right (and responsibility) to tell you that. I should never be overly harsh when something doesn’t look good on you, because I know you are fragile about this, and so am I. I will employ the gentle, vague expression “I’m not crazy about that on you,” which should mean to you “Holy shit, take that off, that looks terrible!” I owe it to you to give feedback like a cattle prod: painful but quick.

I CAN DITCH YOU, WITHIN REASON
I can ditch you to hang out with a guy but only if that possibility has been discussed and getting-a-ride-home practicalities have been worked out, prior to the event. In return, I need to talk about you a lot with that guy so he knows how much I love you.

I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR KID IF YOU DIE
I can’t even write about this, it’s too sad. But yes, I will do that. And you will have one awesome little kid who hears endless stories about how amazing and beautiful and perfect you were. Incidentally, your kid will grow up loving Indian food.

I WILL NURSE YOU BACK TO HEALTH
If you are crippled with pain because of a UTI, I need to haul ass to CVS to get you some medicine, fast. I should also try to pick up a fashion magazine and the candy you like, because distracting you from your pain is part of nursing you back to health.

WE WILL TRADE OFF BEING SOCIAL ACTIVITIES CHAIR FOR OUR OUTINGS
On trips together, I promise to man up and be the person who drives the rental car sometimes, or uses my credit card and has people pay me back later. Someone needs to check on Yelp to see what the good brunch place is. Neither of us gets to be the princess all the time. I get that.

I WILL KEEP YOUR FAVORITE FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCT AT MY HOUSE
Even though no one uses maxipads anymore, like you do, weirdo, I will keep a box at my house for when you come over.

SAME WITH YOUR CONTACT LENS SOLUTION
I can’t believe you won’t get Lasik already. You can afford it. I know you read someone went blind from it, but that was like twenty years ago. Not getting Lasik at this point is like being that girl in 2006 who didn’t have a cell phone.

I WILL TRY TO LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND FIVE TIMES
This is a fair number of times to hang out with your boyfriend and withhold judgment.

WHEN I TAKE A SHOWER AT YOUR PLACE, I WON’T DROP THE TOWEL ON THE FLOOR
Your home isn’t a hotel. I forget sometimes because you make it so comfortable for me.

IF YOU’RE DEPRESSED, I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
As everyone knows, depressed people are some of the most boring people in the world. I know this because when I was depressed, people fled. Except my best friends.
I will be there for you during your horrible break-up, or getting fired from your job, or if you’re just having a bad couple of months or year. I will hate it and find you really tedious, but I promise I won’t abandon you.

IF OUR PHONE CONVERSATION GETS DISCONNECTED, THERE’S NO NEED TO CALL BACK
I get it. You get it. We take forever getting off the phone anyway. This was a blessing.

I WILL HATE AND RE-LIKE PEOPLE FOR YOU
But you can’t get mad if I can’t keep track. Robby? Don’t we hate him? No, we love him. Okay, okay. Sorry.

IT IS OKAY TO TAKE ME FOR GRANTED
I know when you fall in love with someone that you will completely forget about me. That hurts my feelings, but it is okay. Please try to remember to text me, if you can, if you know I have something going on in my life, like a work promotion or something.

NO TWO PEOPLE ARE BETTER THAN US
We fucking rock. No one can beat us.

Remember that time Shakira was the most beautiful woman in the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:36:12 -0400

Remember that time Shakira was the most beautiful woman in the world? Yeah, me too.

Queen Nic’

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:57:17 -0400

Queen Nic’

THIS OUTFIT.

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:56:52 -0400

THIS OUTFIT.

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